Into town today for some Groceries and a salad at a pleasant little local restaurant.

As I began my salad and a new to me analytic psychology book, looking forward to savouring both, a swarm of jocular lawyers settled at a large table beside me.

I had forgotten my earplugs!

I struggled through a few pages of my book , woofing  my salad, leaving early yet not before gleaning an important and pivotal bit of information.

Apparently , in the United States a "Beware Of Dog" sign on ones property is an admission of harbouring a dangerous canine making one more legally culpable in the event of a dog biting a human.

I have on my property the same sign with the D and G interchanged.

I am deeply concerned that if I have , for instance, a visit from a group of travelling proselytizer's and one or all are smote by lightning might I be held responsible?